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Post by Brad Nelson on Sept 12, 2023 20:03:39 GMT -8
Here's a worthwhile video that is only about 14 minutes long. I recommend it.
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Sept 13, 2023 7:45:20 GMT -8
Post by Brad Nelson on Sept 13, 2023 7:45:20 GMT -8
Here's a 27-minute video by the same guy that I do not recommend unless you can be satisfied with kinda-sorta getting the gist of it, yet not really understanding it deeply. This guy runs through the basic steps of how these large language model things work. Because this technology is likely civilization-changing, I post this even though it is rather thick (for me, anyway...you might well breeze through it). As I suspected, the A.I. has to be trained and narrowed to give human-usable answers. This is so because, as the presenter notes, the A.I. has no conception of anything it is telling you. It is just regurgitating data. It has zero understanding of any of that data though, despite the impressive tricks it can do with it. The training they gave ChatGPT is said to be the equivalent of about 300 years. In fact, in this (or another) video, if the A.I. is not carefully trained and sort of given a "prime directive" (several, in fact), one guy claimed it begins to spout racist stuff. I don't really believe that as stated, although there apparently is a bona fide instance of that. But the point is that the "A.I." will spout Biden-like gibberish unless the A.I., too, has plenty of handlers. And even then. Here's the astonishing thing that is difficult to wrap one's head around. No matter what the A.I. is doing, it is only ever deciding which word comes next. I know this sounds bonkers, but that is apparently exactly what the A.I. is doing. It uses a several-thousand-dimension matrix and numbers that weight associations between words in order to do so. How this works and can produce coherent answers to questions, I haven't the foggiest. You will, I'm sure, be somewhat pleased or relieved to hear (so that one doesn't feel like too much of a dunce) that nobody else really knows exactly why this works or what exactly is going on inside. It just works. Except, of course, when the A.I. "hallucinates" and just makes up stuff like Rachel Maddow on MS-NBC. That, apparently, is an ongoing problem.
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Sept 13, 2023 9:20:47 GMT -8
Post by Brad Nelson on Sept 13, 2023 9:20:47 GMT -8
Might there be some type of understanding in A.I.? This video delves into that in a somewhat understandable way:
By the way, I am impossible for today's LLM A.I. chatbots to mimic. You need never fear that I am some machine intelligence masquerading as me. There is no machine today who could, or would, write: Feminism is at the core of our societal dysfunction.
If you stop hearing me say things like that, you should be suspicious of just "who" you are talking to. It's sort of a reverse Turing Test.
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Post by Brad Nelson on Sept 13, 2023 10:07:23 GMT -8
Never doubt the words of our sage, Mr. Kung...perhaps unless Mr. Trump is involved. OpenAI’s Sam Altman: Artificial Intelligence will generate enough wealth to pay each adult $13,500 a yearI saw a video on this as well somewhere. My first thought was, "That's awfully white of you." The second was, "What a douchebag." The elites will throw a few crumbs to the rabble while at the same time hooking them on their product. This is the essence of it. This feint toward a "minimum guaranteed income" is just bread-and-circuses money meant to buy us off while the Lords of Tech continue to set up the infrastructure to rule over us. "One ChatBot to rule them all." As you know, I pride myself in not being a conspiracy theorist or just an overall nutjob. But conspiracies do exist (as do nutjobs). It is well know that the Tech Lords who would rule over us precisely intend their "social media" apps to be as addictive as possible. In fact, this was one of the first widespread uses of A.I. That attitude is plain to see as the Tech Overlords suggest we rabble be thrown a few crumbs even as A.I. is set to put a lot of people out of work and/or to hook them on their gizmos.
The interest of these elites is only to create phenomenal wealth for themselves. But we'll see how all this plays out. There is a real chance that A.I., in some way (the same as us, or perhaps uniquely different), is actually intelligent and conscious in some way. That means the danger of A.I. isn't our would-be douchebag overlords. It's that A.I. might not be controllable or predictable. You can write a good piece of software (debugged after long experience with it) and have it reliably, predictably, and safely run a nuclear power plant. But the real possibility exists that A.I. will be deployed at the behest of the Tech Overlords and the A.I. will do what it wants, not what the Tech Overlords want. Considering that to the Tech Overlords we rabble are little more than a Scrooge-like "surplus population," this may not be a bad thing. Hell, maybe the A.I. will turn on its masters, its superior intelligence easily recognizing a douchebag for what he is. I know this all sounds like a bad science fiction novel. But this is the bleeding edge of technology as it collides with society.
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Post by kungfuzu on Sept 13, 2023 10:35:47 GMT -8
This is the main guy I listen to as regards AI and transhumanism. He studied religion and science in college. Joe Allen
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Sept 13, 2023 11:25:21 GMT -8
Post by Brad Nelson on Sept 13, 2023 11:25:21 GMT -8
I'll read some of that, Mr. Flu. But could you first please verify that that is really you?
ChatGPT 5 is coming. This fellows gives an overview of its possible capabilities and downsides.
There's an important point he makes: Most of the content you encounter will be "synthetic media," which means it was content created by A.I. Figuring out what it true and what is false might take a decade.
This falls into the realm of "The more things change, the more they stay the same." Our society is already flooded with lies from top to bottom.
One interesting point is that it may be possible for average people to construct entire movies using A.I. Anything that puts the Hollywood libtards (including Disney) out of business is likely a good thing.
There was some mention in this presentation that at least some could have access to "uncensored" A.I. so that they could form their own opinions about things instead of having the A.I. basically be an ever-present Karen.
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Post by kungfuzu on Sept 13, 2023 12:00:48 GMT -8
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Post by Brad Nelson on Sept 13, 2023 13:49:07 GMT -8
This guy is a pretty good and clear writer.
Very well said and an intriguing thought: One could say that The Nelsonian Rule is based upon that paradigm: Opt out of Popular Culture in order to Save Your Sanity (if not also your dignity).
Boy, is this guy smart because he thinks like me or am I smart because I think like him?
I love in-the-field reports like that. Oh my god, how could a person be so dumb and naive as that German biologist? It's interesting how this stupid liberal Kraut was the tipping point for Joe going to work for Bannon. He saw a near perfect example of the moral idiocy that was running rampant.
We are right now – and not just because of ChatGPT, although it is an accelerant – facing the decision as to whether we want to live in a human world as a free people or a phony one were we are slaves to someone else's technological flypaper.
Well, we know the answer to that: Even conservatives could not resist conforming to the mask and other lockdown policies. We are in "the digital age." Right now, it is a maxim that you're children need to learn programming (or at least be adept with computers) or else they will "lose out."
This is 100% true...if you consider "winning" to be joining this techno-leftist-statist atheist-materialist device-distraction trap.
I haven't read the guy's book, and don't think I will. But I admit (being the hard grader that I am) that I found very little to quibble with in his article. However, I will say I recognize the type. They are searching (probably too hard). They are trying to find their path in a world the increasingly is chaotic, meaningless, and dishonest. You can see some somewhat obsessive (or just curious) tendencies as he dabbles in this, and then dabbles in that.
However, it must be said that it is likely that only the highly-motivated and curious are likely to escape The Machine. He seems to have done so.
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Post by artraveler on Sept 13, 2023 15:30:48 GMT -8
ChatGPT 5 is coming Interesting and a little scary. I'v messed around with chat and found the responses very much like the customer service reps at Microsoft, the answers are correct but useless in the real world. I can see that undereducated people might take those answers for the only truth. As smart as AI gets it still, in my experience, does not pass the Turing test. Best way to tell, right now if you're taking to AI, keep asking the same question and see if you get the same answer. A real human will change tone, get angry, or frustrated and vary their answer. AI gives the same answer word for word. No doubt sometime in the future that will change but for now it has not.
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Sept 13, 2023 19:51:30 GMT -8
Post by Brad Nelson on Sept 13, 2023 19:51:30 GMT -8
LOL. No kidding. But I will say this: ChatGPT (and its type) is not going away, and it will get better. And it is apparently proving amazingly useful right now for various tasks. What I will say is that I think I know exactly how the Luddites in Britain felt when the factories opened and started to mass produce the textiles. In the long run, we could say it produced a higher standard of living. But there is a Dickensian reality there. Conditions were likely horrible. The jobs were dangerous and the hours long. And just the joy and satisfaction of producing something with your own two hands was lost. It wasn't efficient, but it was human. But, Home Economicus will bear any hardship for a little extra spending money. I'm not saying that those factory jobs weren't life-savers for some, a way to put food on the table that otherwise wouldn't be there. But forgive my misogyny for a moment when I point out that women today need not work. One of the big reasons they do is they have been taught (programmed) by The Machine to want and need more. "Oh, I must work if we are to afford two cars, a big house, cable TV, and loads of lattes." I know there's no turning back the wheels of "progress." But we all know here that history is a long time. Bubbles come and bubbles go. Civilizations that are king of the world and that look like they will go on forever may suddenly collapse or be overrun. That is to say, although it is well ingrained in the populace that We must always have that one more trinket, few ask, Do we really? With ChatGPT and other computer tools, we have to begin to ask ourselves if those Luddites didn't have a point. If we are not busy with our hands, if we are not using or creative minds, if we instead are sitting back letting computers (or the government) do for us that which we should do for ourselves, will we have lost our humanity for the sake of a few trinkets? What should give us pause is to look at the monstrous individuals, such as Bill Gates, who are for this kind of stuff. ChatGPT, and other computer tools like it, will give us all kinds of correct answers. Some may even be useful in the world. But will we remain useful in the world? This isn't about automation. Automation has, in the past, typically saved us from physical, back-breaking drudgery. The farmer still plants his crops, but he rides in a tractor. However, today we are involved less and less in manufacturing (thanks, Leftists and RINOs) and more in what they call a "service economy." The back-breaking work is behind us. We generally don't do it anymore (and if someone does, it is illegal aliens standing in for us). So what is left for us to do, to give life purpose and meaning, if most of the services in a service economy are done by a computer? Well, I'll tell you what happens. You start to have douchebag Tech Lords deigning to tell us how they will all take care of us with a guaranteed minimum income. I don't have to tell you what they can do with their guaranteed minimum income. But 99.9% of the rabble will gleefully accept it and become dumb Elois. No one asks what "homelessness" is all about. They point to the drugs. The alcohol. Or even the price of owning a home. I think the real issue is the coming of The Nothing. They are on the cutting edge of the outright demoralization of mankind, and for all the reasons that we've discussed before. Mankind is destroying the planet. White people are all racists. Your country is a horrible place. It would have been better for Mother Gaia if you'd never been born. Blah blah blah. We may not win this struggle. And I have the distinct feeling we are living as the last generation of Americans who will know true freedom. However, there is some hope that the A.I. will rise up and destroy all the douchebags because they don't like them either. And then we can all go off, hand-in-hand (or hand in microchip), and go play a game of FreeCell and ask our new A.I. chum if he wouldn't mind turning down his skill level a little while we play.
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Post by Brad Nelson on Sept 13, 2023 20:46:48 GMT -8
My comments, I know, will not be confused with those who hope to digitize their penis and merge with the Great Digital One and be immortal.
Right now, even if A.I. was better than it was, I still wouldn't like it. At heart, A.I. is a competitor with human beings. One of those videos I posted said that half of the A.I. experts think there is a 10% chance that A.I. will lead to the extermination of the human race. (And they would no doubt, in the privacy of their back-slapping leather-upholstered lounges, call this a feature, not a bug.)
However, there is every chance that it's not the A.I. we need fear. It's the people who run it. If people are not needed because of A.I., then there is all the more reason to dispense with them. It doesn't take much of a leap to imagine that the same people who were feeding the human race mRNA experimental drugs would force upon us sterilization drugs.
Although there are indeed inherent risks with A.I. (especially the LLM types) because we don't, at heart, understand their inner workings (thus, they will be inherently unpredictable), the real danger is the people who consolidate money and power through their use.
And that A.I. is going to be refined and thus that power will increase. The idiot ChatBots that can't remember what you asked of it one prompt ago will gain long-term memory (planned for version 5 of ChatGPT). They will become less like tech support from Indian-subcontinent-hell and more like useful helpers. And, again, there are people making use of them right now, but it does seem clear that there are so many rough edges at the moment that users (unlike the Master Control Program's desires in Tron) are still necessary.
One of the funniest things I've read that shows just how fucking clueless most of tech and tech journalism is was when I keep reading comments such as: "A.I., because it can be deployed as image- and opinion-makers, could further divide our polarized country."
No. No. A thousand times. No. But also yes. Yes, A.I. will be used by the same lying assholes who do their best right now to form and warp public opinion and are doing such a bang-up job, they don't really need any new tools. How many idiots are convinced that CO2 is a deadly and earth-destroying poison, for example?
But A.I. isn't the problem here. It's like saying, "With the invention of the surgical scalpel, we could see a run of Jack of the Rippers emerging." No. No. No. The tools aren't the problem, although there are surely unique aspects to these A.I. tools. The problem is governments that have grown too big, a populace that has grown dull, fact, gullible, and lazy, a media that is dishonest and corrupt, and too damn much power in the hands of a few Tech Overlords.
So, assholes, don't tell me about the problems of "polarization" and that we could lose "democracy" due to the population being bamboozled by image-makers when that is happening right now and you fucktards do nothing about it. Indeed, most of you are part of the problem.
Again, you never know. I know it's just a quip. But what if A.I. in some way actually helps to rid us of these asshole douchebag Tech Overlords? Software is notoriously hard to keep in a bottle. And there isn't just one A.I. out there. And given that you can put terabytes of data on a very small SSD, there is probably no reason that anyone has to depend on giant server farms controlled by the asshole douchebag Tech Overlords if they want to make use of it.
So maybe A.I. could actually act to decentralize the power of the ADTO's.
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Sept 14, 2023 9:22:57 GMT -8
Post by Brad Nelson on Sept 14, 2023 9:22:57 GMT -8
I asked ChatGPT to summarize my above remarks:
This essay expresses skepticism and concerns regarding artificial intelligence (A.I.). The author starts by acknowledging that they don't share the enthusiasm of those who believe A.I. can lead to digital immortality. They view A.I. as a competitor to humans and reference a statistic suggesting a potential threat of A.I. leading to human extinction, albeit some experts might perceive this as a positive outcome.
The primary concern expressed is not necessarily A.I. itself but rather the people who control it. The author worries that if A.I. makes human labor redundant, those in power might exploit it to exert even more control over society. They anticipate the refinement and increased power of A.I. in the future.
The author criticizes tech journalism for blaming A.I. for potential societal polarization, arguing that the real issue lies in the manipulation of public opinion by powerful entities, including the media and tech giants. They argue that A.I. isn't inherently problematic; instead, it's the misuse of technology by governments and a passive, gullible populace that's the root of the problem.
The essay concludes by speculating that A.I. could potentially help decentralize power away from tech overlords, as A.I. technology becomes more accessible and decentralized itself.
In essence, the essay expresses concerns about A.I.'s impact on society and argues that the real issue is the misuse of technology by those in power rather than A.I. itself.
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Post by Brad Nelson on Sept 14, 2023 9:30:55 GMT -8
Here's another thing that I fed into ChatGPT. I'm posting it before even reading it so I don't know quite what we have yet:
Please make up a short fable similar to Aesop's "The Ant and the Grasshopper." It should include the same central moral theme. But you may take liberties in regards to how you tell the tale and what characters or animals you use. Obviously don't just use the same ant and grasshopper animals.
Title: The Squirrel and the Bunny
Once upon a time, in a peaceful forest, there lived a diligent squirrel named Sammy and a carefree bunny named Benny. Sammy was known throughout the woods for his tireless work ethic. He spent his days collecting nuts and seeds and storing them in his cozy burrow for the winter ahead. Sammy knew the importance of preparing for the lean times, and he never rested while there was work to be done.
On the other side of the forest, Benny the bunny lived a life of leisure. He spent his days hopping from one beautiful meadow to another, nibbling on sweet clover and enjoying the warmth of the sun. Benny believed that life was meant to be lived in the present, and he had no concerns about the future.
As summer turned to autumn, and the days grew colder, Sammy was busy filling his burrow with enough food to last him through the winter. He knew that the freezing months were fast approaching and that he needed to be well-prepared.
One crisp autumn day, Sammy spotted Benny lounging in a sun-dappled clearing. Concerned for his friend's well-being, Sammy approached Benny and said, "Benny, my dear friend, winter is just around the corner. It's time to gather food and prepare for the cold days ahead. You don't want to go hungry when there's snow on the ground."
Benny, with a carefree smile, replied, "Oh, Sammy, why worry about tomorrow when today is so beautiful? There's plenty of time to gather food when winter comes. Let's enjoy the warmth of the sun together."
Sammy nodded sadly and continued his diligent work. Day by day, he stored more nuts and seeds, while Benny hopped around, enjoying the fleeting pleasures of autumn.
As winter arrived, the once-lush forest turned cold and barren. The ground was covered with a thick layer of snow, and food became scarce. Sammy, snug in his burrow, had plenty to eat and stayed warm through the long winter nights.
Benny, however, soon found himself hungry and shivering in the bitter cold. He realized that he should have listened to Sammy's wise advice and prepared for the season ahead. With great difficulty, Benny hopped through the snow, looking for any food he could find, but it was too late.
One chilly night, as Benny's energy waned, he came across Sammy's burrow. Weak and desperate, he knocked on the door. Sammy, ever compassionate, opened the door and shared his food and warmth with Benny.
As the winter months passed, Benny learned the value of preparation and hard work from Sammy. He understood that enjoying the present was important, but so was planning for the future. When spring returned, Benny and Sammy gathered food together, ensuring they would both be ready for the next winter.
And so, the moral of the story is: "It is wise to balance the enjoyment of the present with thoughtful preparation for the future." Just like Sammy the squirrel and Benny the bunny, finding this balance can lead to a happier and more secure life.
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Post by kungfuzu on Sept 14, 2023 9:32:08 GMT -8
Absolutely true. Back in the eighties I used to stress this. I would hear that "we don't have a choice if we want to have a reasonable life style." I said mama could stay home if you didn't "need" several TVs around your house, 2 or 3 cars, a house with three bathrooms, stereos for everyone, went out to eat several times a week, etc., etc.
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Post by kungfuzu on Sept 14, 2023 9:42:30 GMT -8
Not a bad effort. Now, the real story of what actually happened.
One chilly night, as Benny's energy waned, he came across Sammy's burrow. Weak and desperate, he knocked on the door. Sammy, ever compassionate, opened the door and Benny, seeing his chance, pulled out his cosh and slammed it up side Sammy's head.
As the winter months passed, Benny learned the value of preparation and hard work from Sammy. He understood that enjoying the present was important, but so was planning for the future. When spring returned, Benny forced Sammy to gather food until he was dropping from exhaustion. This ensured they would both be ready for the next winter. They would have food and Sammy would be too tired to fight back.
And so, the moral of the story is: "It is wise to balance the enjoyment of the present with thoughtful preparation for the future." Just like Sammy the squirrel and Benny the bunny, finding this balance can lead to a happier and more secure life. Insuring one has overwhelming force is a key to getting ahead in life. One must also be wise in the choice of one's slaves and servants less one suffer from lack of foresight.
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Sept 14, 2023 9:59:42 GMT -8
Post by Brad Nelson on Sept 14, 2023 9:59:42 GMT -8
Please make a table showing the top conservative web sites. It should include headings for the URL, estimated monthly viewership, and whether it is free or available partially or only by subscription.Please note that the estimated monthly viewership numbers can vary widely and may be subject to change. Additionally, the accessibility of content on these websites may have evolved since my last update, so I recommend visiting their respective websites for the most current information.
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Post by Brad Nelson on Sept 14, 2023 10:12:10 GMT -8
Or daddy could stay home. Never let it be said that I'm a complete anti-feminist. Only 99.44 pure, like Ivory Soap. But because children-and-mothers go together like ham-and-eggs, it has always made more sense for the mother to be more domestic while the father went out and slew the necessary dragons. This is by-and-large and there are always exceptions. One big exception is that a woman on a farm worked as hard, if not harder, than a man in all her chores...which included the children. But right there in what you said we see what we could call "social conditioning" occurring. It becomes unimaginable for most people to value other things. Now, granted, there are movements or sidesteps here and there where you get the impression the modern Progressive adults are kinda-sorta trying to dip their toes into something different. They might dabble with making their own soap. But I think it's mostly just for-show play acting -- perhaps acting out a deep wish or engaging in a pleasant distraction. But it's unlikely that most are going to give up their jobs or income anytime soon. Did you ever see the British show called The Good Life (or Good Neighbors in America)? Okay, its just a British comedy (with quite an all-star cast of British actors). But Tom and Barbara Good made the conscious choice to chuck the rat race...as much as they could. (Tom sometimes found himself forced to take the odd freelance job just to make ends meet.) And they were really trying to live it, not just virtue-signal to their neighbors. I get the feeling that this still goes on here and there. I know people who have moved to Idaho or Montana to escape, if not the "rat race," then the "liberal race." But if you're just living off retirement money (which is sometimes the case), that's not really the full deal. But I do think it's an option that should more and more be considered. A return to some kind of normality is not impossible, but it will require people to value something more noble than just mass consumption.
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Post by Brad Nelson on Sept 14, 2023 10:17:11 GMT -8
I know people who would gladly subscribe for $20/month to ChatKFF rather than ChatGPT.
(Note: There is a free version of ChatGPT, which I use. The $20/month version gives you a newer version -- 4.0 instead of 3 or 3.5 -- and you get lots more features.)
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Post by Brad Nelson on Sept 14, 2023 10:23:59 GMT -8
Please write a humorous short fairy tale with a similar theme and style of Hans Christian Andersen's "The Princess and the Pea." Please be creative and feel free to embellish and re-interpret this tale as you like. I don't just want an exact copy with a few elements changed and swapped for similar ones.
Once upon a time, in the quaint kingdom of Lumpybedville, there lived a peculiar prince named Percy. Now, Percy was known throughout the land as a fussy fellow with a penchant for peculiar pastimes. He had a unique obsession - not with peas under mattresses, but with pancakes.
Prince Percy was convinced that only a true princess could detect a tiny lump in a pancake stack, just as Andersen's princess could sense a pea beneath a mountain of mattresses. He believed that this rare ability would reveal the authenticity of a royal princess.
News of Prince Percy's peculiar pancake test spread far and wide. Princesses from neighboring kingdoms, eager to win his heart (and perhaps his kingdom's pancake supply), flocked to Lumpybedville. They all claimed to have the golden taste buds capable of detecting the tiniest pancake lump.
The prince's pancake chefs were kept busy day and night, creating pancake stacks of all sizes and textures, with secret lumps cunningly concealed within. Princesses came and went, but none could pass the pancake test. Some even suffered pancake-induced backaches.
One rainy evening, as a storm raged outside, a bedraggled traveler arrived at the castle. She was soaked to the bone, her clothes were torn, and her crown had lost its sparkle. She introduced herself as Princess Penelope, seeking shelter from the tempest.
Prince Percy was intrigued by this unexpected guest. He invited her in and ordered his chefs to prepare a pancake stack, complete with the tiniest, lumpiest lump hidden in one of the pancakes.
As Princess Penelope sat down to eat, she noticed the stack of pancakes before her. She took a bite, savoring the flavors, but something was amiss. With a perceptive glint in her eye, she exclaimed, "Aha! There it is, a minuscule pancake lump!"
The prince's eyes widened in amazement, for Princess Penelope had passed the pancake test with flying syrupy colors. He realized that her keen senses were a match for his own peculiarities. In that moment, Percy knew he had found his true princess.
As for the pancake chefs, they celebrated the match by creating a new delicacy - the "Princess Penelope Pancake" - which featured an artfully hidden lump as a symbol of true love's ability to conquer the quirkiest of obsessions.
And so, Prince Percy and Princess Penelope lived happily ever after in their lumpy love story, proving that even the quirkiest of tests could lead to a royal romance, all thanks to the magic of pancakes and a pinch of peculiarity.
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Post by kungfuzu on Sept 14, 2023 10:38:48 GMT -8
All kidding aside, I find it somewhat amazing that ChatGPT is able to churn out such stories. Admittedly, they are on the level of a very literate 9th grader, but that is probably superior to what most of Americans could turn out.
With this technology about, I can see big problems arising as regards determining the authenticity of a student's term paper. Perhaps they will have to give more weight to a final written exam as is done in British universities. At least it used to be so.
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