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Post by timothylane on Jun 19, 2019 17:14:51 GMT -8
SIXTEEN BILLS
Some people say man is muscle and blood. A leftist is made from a bucket of mud. Mud, slime, and lies, hypocrisy, porn, A mind that's weak and a hate that's strong.
You passed sixteen bills, and what did we get? Another year over, hip-deeper in debt. Saint Peter, don't you call us 'cause we can't go. We owe our souls to the Chinese and Seoul.
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Post by timothylane on Dec 26, 2019 18:58:37 GMT -8
Scat Francisco (Be Sure to Wear Some Hip Boots on Your Feet) With apologies to Scott McKenzie If you're going to Scat Francisco, Be sure to wear some hip boots on your feet. If you're going to Scat Francisco, You're gonna see some homeless on the street. For those who come to Scat Francisco, Winter time will be a crap-in there. On sidewalks in Scat Francisco, Homeless people all crapping everywhere. All across the Left Coast, Such a crazy left boast, Homeless all squatting. And a weird generation With a strange destination, Homeless all squatting, Homeless all squatting.
If you're going to Scat Francisco, Be sure to wear some hip boots on your feet. On sidewalks in Scat Francisco, Winter time will be a crap-in there.
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Post by kungfuzu on Dec 26, 2019 20:37:31 GMT -8
An appropriate new text. Here are a couple of alternatives.
If you are going to Scat Francisco Be sure to wear, some hip boots, take a pair (or) bring two pair (or) please beware (or) please take care.
If you are going to Scat Francisco You're gonna see some homeless bottoms bare
I don't know which I prefer so I leave it to you to decide or improve upon.
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Post by timothylane on Dec 27, 2019 6:53:09 GMT -8
I don't know that I prefer your version to mine, but it does have the advantage of maintaining the original rhyme.
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Post by timothylane on Dec 10, 2020 19:33:43 GMT -8
The Vote Fraud Army
We are the Vote Fraud Army. Every one of us Cares. We all hate racial and gender injustice, And plutocrats pay for our wares.
There are conservative voters, yeah, But we regard them with scorn. Those right-wing voters have no social conscience. Why, they don't support abortion and porn.
The tune don't have to be clever, And it doesn't matter if you add some extra syllables to a line. It sounds more racial if it ain't good English, And it don't even gotta rhyme.
Remember the fight against Nixon. That's the kind where each of us belongs. Though he may have won 8 years later, We brought Camelot in.
So join in the Vote Fraud Army. False names are the weapons we tote. In the fight against racial and gender injustice, Ready -- aim -- vote!
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