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Post by timothylane on Apr 23, 2020 12:39:42 GMT -8
Nice, although it should be "fleas" at the end of the third line. Maybe you can find the one I did on the Scat Fran problem.
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Post by Brad Nelson on Apr 23, 2020 13:39:57 GMT -8
Unfortunately, these limericks are public domain and come without a warranty.
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Post by kungfuzu on Apr 23, 2020 13:51:26 GMT -8
I include this on the Humorous News string because I had to laugh that anyone would think this surprising. Amazon steals info from vendors who sell on Amazon.comThis was one of the first things I though would happen, when I first started looking into Amazon 10 or so years back. Data is everything for leviathans such as Amazon and the Government. They will use your information against you and for themselves. Do not expect morals to come into it. Duh! This is why I have always been somewhat anti-computer. Computers can gather too much info too easily and too fast for my taste. They give governments too much ability to suppress their peoples. Now we have drones which combined with computer technology give governments another way to spy on and suppress their citizens. Don't you dare go out of your house and visit a park.
Jeff Bezos should return to the planet he came from.
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Post by Brad Nelson on Apr 23, 2020 14:45:05 GMT -8
You know, all I have to say about that is . . .
There once was an online retailer
Kept one step ahead of the jailer
If more data I need
for my corporate greed
I’ll steel it from my own resaler
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Post by timothylane on May 4, 2020 9:48:54 GMT -8
Babylon Bee has the ultimate take-down of social network bias today. The link is:
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Post by Brad Nelson on May 4, 2020 13:13:13 GMT -8
LOL. Perfect. Those guys are good at spot-on parodies.
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Post by timothylane on May 6, 2020 9:02:28 GMT -8
Babylon Bee has a report on where the new Prohibition could lead. The idea is similar in concept to F. Paul Wilson's short story "Lipidleggin'". The link is:
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Post by Brad Nelson on May 6, 2020 9:07:28 GMT -8
Perfect. How appropriate. Great parody that isn't a parody, as such, as much as you might begin to call it accurate reporting.
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Post by timothylane on May 6, 2020 9:58:16 GMT -8
The Wilson story I mentioned involved a man who sells underground butter, bacon, etc. in a society run by Health Nazis who ban such fatty foods. As they get unhappy with violent images on TV, he's thinking of bootlegging Bugs Bunny videotapes. Same basic idea.
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Post by timothylane on May 14, 2020 10:40:13 GMT -8
Editorial cartoonist Scott Stantis (who also does the comic strip Prickly City) has a mordant cartoon on the subject of our sacrificed freedom. The link is:
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Post by Brad Nelson on May 14, 2020 12:23:27 GMT -8
The Left and the government in general is at war with the American people. They won't give anything back if they can help it.
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Post by timothylane on May 15, 2020 15:29:58 GMT -8
Reason musical satirist Remy has an accurate take on certain restrictions to the tune of "Surfin' USA". The link is:
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Post by Brad Nelson on May 15, 2020 19:18:59 GMT -8
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Post by timothylane on May 20, 2020 10:08:41 GMT -8
Ziggy today has a very funny cartoon very appropriate to the subject of outsourcing our economy to China. The link is:
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Post by Brad Nelson on May 20, 2020 10:16:13 GMT -8
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Post by timothylane on May 22, 2020 12:34:31 GMT -8
Babylon Bee exposes why the Behemoth has been so wrong about the Wuhan coronavirus. The link is:
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Post by timothylane on May 29, 2020 9:52:58 GMT -8
CDC's peculiar decision-making has come in for more criticism, this time from Patriot Post. The link is:
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Post by artraveler on May 29, 2020 12:15:11 GMT -8
And all this time I thought they were using a ouija board, now this proves its scientific.
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Post by timothylane on Jun 5, 2020 9:51:35 GMT -8
Patriot Post had a video deliciously parodying the Wuhan fever panic's shutdowns. (They also had a lovely meme today, but I can only do one link at a time.) The link is:
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Post by timothylane on Jun 10, 2020 9:18:41 GMT -8
There was a delicious parody of the New York Slimes Wokeists at Washington Free Beacon that at times sounds almost believable. The link is:
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